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Candle "Infused with Opposite of Mastiff Farts"

$24.95 USD
Candle "Infused with Opposite of Mastiff Farts"

Candle "Infused with Opposite of Mastiff Farts"

$24.95 USD

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Introducing the candle that gives you all the coziness of a mastiff, without THAT distinctive aroma!

If you've ever had the pleasure of owning a mastiff, you know they can produce some gut-rumblingly pungent potpourri on occasion. But who could stay mad at that big ol' loveable face? With our 'Opposite of Mastiff Farts' candle, you can fill your home with the soothing scent of fresh linen, lavender and eucalyptus - without worrying about accidentally wafting in an unwelcome "surprise" from your furry friend.

Made with essential oils and wax carefully formulated in our lab to counteract the nose-wrinkling properties of mastiff flatulence, this candle promises to soothe even the stinkiest of canine concoctions. Light it up for an instant air freshening experience that transports you to a breezy meadow, far from any off-gassing odors.

Your mastiff may look at you funny for not appreciating his 'contribution,' but you'll be breathing easy. Guaranteed to become your go-to scent when Fido's tummy is feeling a little too lively!

Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles come in 9oz glass jars and are one size (2.8″ × 3.5") (7.1cm × 8.8cm). Made with 100% natural soy wax blend, each candle features a 100% cotton wick.

.: Materials: 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
.: One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
.: Burning time: 50-60 hours
.: Glossy permanent adhesive label
.: Choose from five different aromatic scents
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: NB! All scents have the same wax color

Diameter, in 2.80
Height, in 3.50